Thursday, December 3, 2009

Aoefe and Bhetti at GirlGame wrote a story involving me

In my blogging career, I have done lots of things in a short time.  I got Brent Spiner (Cmdr. Data from Star Trek: TNG) to call me an asshat.  I got hundreds of women to say almost in unison that I had a small dick.  I have even gotten hate mail claiming that I'm a reptilian alien and a member of the Illuminati/NWO at the highest echelon.

Now Aoefe and Bhetti of the GirlGame blog have written a story that involves me a bit.  I have to admit that the way that they wrote about me has me scratching my head a bit.  Hopefully, they will explain.  Regardless, go read it.

7 comments:

Monad said...
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Bhetti said...

Monad: I have a whole post dedicated to the horrifying effects of passion-induced emotional trauma on women and your take on it is belittling?! This is a sign of the moral bankruptcy of the West!

No, seriously. It was a throwaway fun little reference for one of my mental institution characters. This was written a while ago. Any intention I can discern in myself at the time of writing was to lightly nudge Mr. Tech's conscience and, yes, see if there's any reaction to that component. But he's already said the situation does bother him: suppose he doesn't see himself fitting the stereotype of what kind of man is one who juggles women.

Anyway, I really don't see him being able to deal with drama that could ensue. Low tolerance for it, I would imagine. Really, I need to stop with this keyboard psychology.

P.S. Every interaction concerning human communications is a 'test'.

Anonymous said...

Any intention I can discern in myself at the time of writing was to lightly nudge Mr. Tech's conscience...

You misspelled "judge"

But he's already said the situation does bother him: suppose he doesn't see himself fitting the stereotype of what kind of man is one who juggles women.

What stereotype is that? A guy is ignored by women for 31 years and finally gets some attention from women so he takes advantage of it and now he's a scumbag? The fact that he waited so long to have sex shows that there is nothing stereotypical about him or his situation.

Frankly, I think it was pretty generous for him to share his story with his blog readers. But so far as I have seen mostly shaming from the females. Why is that?

Really, I need to stop with this keyboard psychology.

Yes, you do.

Bhetti said...

Oh, how unequivocally awful of me now that you put it that way. I do apologise. I am such a horrible person for showing any light evidence of disagreement with a man being with two women -- even when he was an ignored poor ickle virgin we should apparently all have been sincerely sorry for before -- regardless of whether he was fine with that state or not.

From ignored to two women instantly is a bit of a crazy progression to think is happening, my stereotyping friend.

I certainly don't want to be shaming him away from being with women, period. I've said before this is a good thing.

On second thoughts, keyboard psychology is too much fun to give up. I'm also in a state that everyone should be just sincerely feeling sorry for too, so I have a right to some fun.

Wait, if I make it until thirty one despite repeated offers, does that mean I should have two at a time too?!

Monad said...

OK, my original post I deleted was about the article belittling PM/AFT in a friendly 'tongue in cheek way' and for PM/AFT to not take it seriously or 'agree and amplify' because he is now such a sex god!!

So PM/AFT, don't take the girl's satire seriously and do not apply logic in response to it.

I deleted my comment because reading it again PM/AFT was not the protagonist but one of many badboys that tear at the heart of women everywhere that are becoming so prevalant that we are now overflowing the mental health facilities of the West with these poor innocent darlings.

It is an absolute and utter travesty and I can only sit here and watch with my shining armour glinting in the sun as the likes of PM/AFT and his ilk violate the innocence of women with their nasty caddish ways!

I want to save these lovely damzels in distress and wisk them off to live happily ever after if only they'd realise how much of a 'nice guy' I am, how I would listen intently and endlessly to them lament of how indifferent and aloof the likes of PM/AFT are and console them with a hug (and I sincerely promise not to rub myself on their pert breasts in the process).

I would bring them flowers when I visted them every day and rub their back in a highly plutonic way...only to wonder what it is that they see in PM/AFT and those other ASSHOLES!!

I don't want to think about this, it's making me depressed, I am going to see my psychiatrist and get her to up my dose of Effexor, maybe that'll help and I can spend more time at the psych unit with these uber sexy...er innocent darlings, less I become an inpatient myself!!!

AAAHHHH!!!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU INSANE ILLOGICAL BITCHES THAT YOU CAN'T SEE HOW FUCKING PERFECT A NICE GUY I AM FOR YOU!!!!

I DO HAVE A PENIS YOU KNOW!!

Anonymous said...

They're upset an avowed virgin has discovered women are a one pony trick and it didn't cost him his shirt in the process. In quick time to boot.

Monad said...

anonymous December 5, 2009 12:44 AM

Many women may intellectually or moralistically agree or disagree with PM/AFT's 'experiment', however this is yet another example of unearthing that women's sexual drive is as primal as men's (only it is not quite as easily evoked). As such women will tend to emotionally take exception to this at a base level as reflected in many comments since the 'experiment' started.

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